While I am obligated to support people thinking about Denny from my seminal film "The Room'" as much as possible, in the interest of fairness I must point out that Colfer lacks Denny's insouciant air of loopy, criminally retarded horniness. I enjoy Colfer's work and think he is quite witty—too witty, in fact, to…

@Better Opinion Than Yours:
How can I be assured of the superiority of your opinions if you didn't even get the joke?

Don't worry, it's getting good reviews elsewhere.

No, the Schnozberries guy being Joan Holloway's husband is unacceptable. It makes me worry she has low self-esteem or something. I think we should murder him, just in case.

Contracts were made to be broken. They're the Mustangs of the legal world.

"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NOT. Oh hai, Teri."

20 million?!
$20 million for a slap and a little emotional abuse. Does she realize that this is an insult to real domestic violence victims? Man up, Sheridan.

I meant this: http://www.weekinrewind.com…. Why doesn't the usual hyperlink html work on here?

Except this one:

He also thinks he's Hemingway:

Amendment—forgot about the rascally old man who couldn't spell testicles. He's a great recurring character, as is Starburns, Buster as the pottery teacher . . . hate to say it, but I think I like the male guest stars for the most part, and am not as into the female guest stars. Sharon whatshername as Pierce's escort…

Yes, this was quite good. Great plotting, and Shirley and Annie got something to do other than react. Good Pierce usage, deepening of Britta, lots of Abed, restrained McHale deployment, pinch-hitting from Troy—what's not to like? It definitely built nicely as well—lots more dramatic tension than usual, good…

Susan Sontag? Is that you?

Clarification—by "quiet girl who dances a lot," I meant the ballet dancer/librarian type who men literally don't notice is extremely attractive until she wears a bright color or tight item of clothing. It's uncanny how the old "take off your glasses/let down your hair" stereotypes are actually kind of real.

YES. "30 Rock" has always had the flaws that Rabin, et. al are now "discovering"—weak characterization, excessive wackiness, occasionally lazy plotting, over-reliance on guest stars, under-utilization/balancing of characters, going to the "Liz is ugly and Ken is a hick" well too often, etc. I used to be confused by…

Yeah!

Stay steadfast against the illiterates, Grey Man.

I like that song. NEW RULEZ.

Yeah!

I would bet a million, trillion dollars that Juanito is not an "8.9." For one thing, he's kind of a sociopathic misogynist, which lowers his score considerably. In this, he is not dissimilar to Gerard Butler, who is supposedly good-looking but actually radiates such powerful douche chills that even those women who…