You fucking hypocrites. As someone who has had a father die of cancer and a cousin die as a result of AIDS, I know that that shit is no laughing matter. But yet all over this place those horrific diseases are treated as punchlines, but yet we cant make jokes at the expense of some suicidal idiot?

Two words: Michael Keaton.

Defintely well researched: you pointed out that aggravating fucktit of a bossfight from Force Unleashed.

The tagline "Snikt Harder" turned that entire first post into sheer comedy unobtanium.

The Truckasaurus Rex owns all

Yeah I wonder how many special edition Luke-building-lightsaber action figures they will be able to sell after this scene is released.

At Immaculate Misconception: treasure those VHSs and see if there is some way you can pirate them onto DVD. Isnt there some way to convert old family video VHSs onto DVD format?

No that deleted scene cant be a better beginning.

And how the hell do you throw piss?

Nature's Fremen? As in pseudo-Islamic, semi-nomadic, galaxy-conquering, desert-dwelling, worm-riding fanatical warriors?

Yes. And then Liam Neeson could go rescue his daughter and then take her to get vocal lessons from Tila Tequila. And then the juggalos attack and kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter so Liam Neeson goes on a killing rampage in order to rescue his daughter from ICP fans.

It could be One and a Half men if its just Emerson and OQuinn (but with OQuinn in a wheelchair).

@ The US Military:

The AV Club only gave it a C because theyre a bunch of goddamned anti-semites.

Has there ever been a Glee episode that didnt have a guest director/actor/producer/songwriter or some other fucking gimmick?

By far the worst part of Rubicon is James Badge Dale's hair. I mean wtf?

Did someone say "FAP?"

Someone in another thread asked when the Inception backlash would begin. I'd say without a doubt it has when people are comparing it to a comic strip with ducks.

Its only illustrated because he is illiterate.

I hope you get overthrown and your royal title is used as an informal political post by American politicians in the early 21st century.