@ indeedy del rapido:

This is similarly amusing to the court case where a judged ruled that the mutants of X-Men are in fact not humans.

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Why dont you say that to China Mievelle.

Christ gave up on you

Were they those retarded flying jellyfish type things?

And also kudos to AV club, for getting their review up before those dorks over at Gamespot and IGN.

I was gonna start my own little thread, but for some reason my browser wont let me…

A skinny limey with distracting facial hair and a circulatory system destroyed by drug use?

And that pie? If thats not dark and gritty then I dont know what is.

This role definitely belongs to a Jeremy Irons/Russel Crowe/Sylvester Stallone type. Lord Hawkwood was a fucking Fightmaster if I ever saw one, not some skinnyass drug addict with a stupid beard waving around a fencing sword.

And Jesus Fucking Christ I just admitted to seeing Garfield.

And the fucking cameraman from Cloverfield. Looks like after he got eaten he got sent to this movie as punishment.

@ Clueless Neophyte:

I also loath the car commercials with the hood-rat hamsters.

Yeah. And real policework isnt like Bad Boys 2 and real war aint like Avatar.

When I saw the latest Quizno's ad, I uttered "Jesus fucking Christ," just as my girlfriend said "Oh, so cute!"

My fingers are crossed that a deleted scene involves John Cena/aka Fred's dad pulling a wrestling move on that monster of a child.

Who else are we going to hammer?

Its too bad it has that whole "badass girl" vibe that I loath. I'm surprised it doesnt star Michelle Rodriguez.