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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
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May your country be devastated by a massive earthquake and then a two-bit musician be elected as your head of state.

The way that only the drummer died and not the rest of the band annoys me too

And more likely go into a rage-induced racist rant against his ex-girlfriend.

Leave him alone. I think he pulled off the Ancient Greek accent pretty well. And his rendering of the speech patterns of a 22nd century American was superb.

Maybe if they dont like being shit on they should stop making shit music.

Actually thats a good thing.

Too bad the music will be drowned out by the revving of those biker assholes.

I think I speak for Fightmasters everywhere when I say that this latest idea sounds fucking stupid.

The plane itself.

Just because you do a shitty thing well does not make the shitty thing good. Its still shitty.

And don't forget the big explosion that causes the player character to be knocked down, temporarily lose hearing, etc.

I was kind of hoping, based on the still, that Samuel L. Jackson would be starring as the Hubbard-type.

I wonder if the digital floor readout thing will ever say "666" at any point during the film.

MLK Jr. wrote a lot of his best raps in prison too

@ Robert Denby:

ooo wow, a book that tells us the Drug War has failed. Jesus Christ, that is soooo 1995.

Salt does look fucking stupid. Its merely Jason Bourne, but with a cunt instead of a cock. And with bigger lips.

Tim Roth was easily the worst casting decision in that movie.

I say give it to Brad Pitt.

And the graphics also seem worse than the first game.