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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
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I liked the original too…I just dont get why the released the first game twice.

I got a (small) chuckle out of the Black Eyed Peas thing, I shall admit.

Its not just 8 minutes of any old regular bonus footage. I believe it may include some minutes of possessed-human-alien-hybrid+alien sex.

Hey RockLobsters, what's with your fascination with stalking my comments? Don't get out much?

Fucking old ass memes, how do they work?

And its only a matter of time before the skinny old confused japanese bastard makes a blow me first comment.

You will stop with the "blow me first" meme…but you will bl-

I disagree with most of the man's views and loath his anti-Christian antagonism, but I would wish cancer on no man. My mother passed from it recently.

Does anyone remember Afghanistan without McChrystal?

Or the Yakuza dentist guy from the warehouse.

Creed? as in….

Colonel Miles Quaritch (ret.) He was fired after he fucked up his last job, working for RDA on Pandora. He replaces Michael Scott.

They could make a sequel to that Diane keaton untraceable movie.

But once the pirates take your gold, you can be smart and invest in gold via reputable service such as GoldLine. The value of gold has never been higher!!!!

Yeah. Poop Trumpet, please don't try to rationalize away piracy as if somehow it is justified because of some imaginary "fiscal rapes." Pirates aren't victims, they're fucking pirates. Thieves. And not "rob the rich to feed the poor" thieves. They aren't fucking Robin Hood, they're simply people too selfish to bother

I thought we already had an organization devoted to fighting pirates.

Damnit
If only he would have died of a stroke.

Man
Just goes to remind you how short life really is.

Hmm
When I heard that this was going to be set in the Middle East, I was keeping my fingers crossed that it would be a sort of tie-in with the simultaneously released Prince of Persia.

Tell your brother to read "The Culture" series. Instead of wanting a ridiculous do whatever the fuck you want Objectivist culture, he will want a ridiculous do whatever the fuck you want anarchistic libertarian socialist culture.