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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
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Freshman
I am ashamed to admit, but the Fightmaster was once the Randmaster. I was one of those "college freshmen" the article's writer so despises.

Regarding the Williams/Kaiden choice.

Shepherd?
Will the viewers get to pick what the main actor looks like? And will there be on screen cues in the theater, prompting them to vote whether or not Shepherd should spare or kill an arms dealer?

You fucking idiots. Do your research. Water in the Old West was highly acidic and lethal to men and horses.

And they are releasing a free mission pack in a couple weeks.

At those whining about free roam not having enough to do:

I'd like a GTA game set in mid 1800s Chicago or NYC.

Fuck you all.

I didn't really like the whole family timey ranch time at first. There was definitely a disconnect between assaulting a gang camp one mission and delivering corn with your wife the next.

Horses?
I wonder if there will be a sub-plot about Mathew Broderick's passion for horse-riding.

No
Sawyer from Lost.

Las Vegas
Shouldnt they have started this "Medical" franchise in Las Vegas? And then moved to Miami? And then to New York?

I Hate the Fat Kid
I hate the fat kid.

A knife is a knife, no matter how small.

So the trailer has gone missing eh? Disappeared mysteriously…

Thanks, Oh the Possibilities. The identity of the actual artist was bugging me.

Wolfgang Puck will pry be releasing a press release shortly to do damage control.

I would have used a Miracle Blade.

I hope they show the same respect they did to that one skinnyass blonde chick actress/skeleton who died of starvation a week or so ago.

God fucking damnit. I would have had the firsty on this nonsense but my browser is all jacked.