Top Gun: Tokyo Drift

I'm surprised, with Lautner being in it, that nobody brought up Twilight sequel jokes.

Top Gun: Bare Man's Chest

Top Gun: Special Victims Unit

I can never laugh at Tosh.0. He is just too shitty reading off the teleprompter or whatever. Too awkward and canned for my taste.

You may be reconsidering atheism, but I'm the one reconsidering Christianity.

Looks like Jeff Dunham's agent's AV Club account was just activated.

I've seen a lot of that in regards to this news. "Thank you, God!" "There is a god, after all!"

Fuck you and your block paragraph.

Arsenio you're a asshole.

Ramstein?
"Du Hast?"

Hmmm
Sounds like a trap to me.

Haha No They Didnt
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

No
Why doesnt MJK stop wasting his time doing gay ass interviews about the Prius and get to work on another Perfect Circle album.

The Cove
Should certainly win, especially for its compelling footage of Japanese fishermen kamikaze-diving whales and screaming "Fyuck you, darphin!"

Perhaps
Perhaps my doc film, Fightmaster: A Life of First should have been mentioned.

Dawn of the Dead
I tried to watch Modern Family. But when I saw this dude I only saw flashbacks to the scene where he gets blown away in Dawn of the Dead. And that flashback reminded me of the zombie baby birth. So I dont watch Modern Family anymore.

Precious: Secret of the Oozing Fat Rolls.

Precious: A James Cameron Film. Presented in 3d Imax

Ah Decleaci! Thank you so much for your response!