WE ARE CYBORGS

Now now honey, I'm doing an interview with the AV Club.

Hey I'm bored at 1 am what should I do

Some T-Croms are better than others.

Thomas Cromwell, Wolf Hall version, not even joking.

Why do I keep clicking on these articles.

Aemon, that's pretty harsh.

Jon Bois is a national treasure.

But I thought Ryan Murphy was only into sex with Ryan Murphy.

I'm not one for over-use of state authority, but if Scientology children were taken away by CPS I wouldn't be too upset about it.

LISA NEEDS BRACES

I've got mixed feelings re: Rogen and Twitter, but "And what's super weird is that @KidRock IS my uncle" is a great rejoinder.

GoT Book Spoilers Kind of:

"Enter new neighbor Noah (Ryan Guzman), the bug-eyed sexual bogeyman, who speaks in classical quotations (“Homer, Byron, Zeppelin, Dylan. The poets.”) and tortured double-entendres; he also has the near-supernatural ability to slip into the frame out of nowhere. It doesn’t take long—what they used to call the…

Aw. I liked Sewer Shark.

Yeah, that one, The Book of You, and Nobody's Empire are the stand-outs for me. Whole album's great, though.

She has a friend!
An ugly monster that will eat your face!

Make it a character study of Sarah Koening re: the impossibility of truth and deepening obsession. I'd watch the shit out of that.

"Is it about my cube?"

…delightful?