First they came for the black stormtroopers, and I did not speak out, for I was not a black stormtrooper…
First they came for the black stormtroopers, and I did not speak out, for I was not a black stormtrooper…
"Maybe Sith Lords eat crackers; we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know."
Very true, though it also yielded this great New Yorker "Obama sucked in the first debate" cover, which scared the hell out of me at the time.
This kind of math upsets me.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITTLE JERK.
Classic Poe.
The AV Club
Well, that was pretty wonderful.
I'm not sure what I was expecting when I clicked "See More."
If I could somehow get 8 seconds of CGI-heavy footage tattooed on my body 1:00-1:08 of this trailer would be way up there on the all-time list.
BUT WHY ISN'T THERE A ALDERAAN HISTORY MONTH
I maintain Super Smash Brothers has quietly become one of the best video game series of all time. (Top 10 for sure, in my opinion.) Incarnation to incarnation, it's just so good.
"Say, Trash, you got a nuke?"
"No, not on me, man."
"…It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
Fuck this bullshit A Prairie Home Companion is awesome.
Turns out it's Mann.
"Son, we live in a world that has ratings, and those ratings have to be guarded by men with gimmick television. Who's gonna do it? You? You, PBS? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Discovery and you curse what the Learning Channel has become. You have that luxury. You have the…
Amy is terrible. I think you should be allowed to say Amy is terrible while still being a feminist, and not feel bad about it.
THE AV CLUB
Does Dikachu know any other kind of love?
Admittedly the stars don't help my case. WHAT WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO USE, HAMMERS/SICKLES?!?!