Just her body.

I think spending over twenty years in prison has probably been worse for his earning potential than this game. But he might as well try and blame them.

Tell me who the worst dictator we ever supported was, now! Quit Stalin!

Sinister Andy Griffith really surprised me. It's like seeing Santa Claus drunk.

Churchill was pretty complex, to say the very least. He was definitely a 19th century upper-class Englishman living in the 20th century. He's looked back on as a great man almost entirely because his leadership during the war was stellar, and also because he was a very colorful personally. All the racism and…

I don't know. Nikki Haley and Bobby Jindal seem to be doing OK. As long as Indians convert to Christianity, they're acceptable, at least more so than blacks and Latinos are.

Well, when I say, "no credible alternative" what I mean is that the opposition is too splintered, too many of the parties are based on nothing but personal loyalty, and the larger parties are either tainted by their association with apartheid or are considered to be primarily "white people's parties." But don't take…

I haven't read much about it, but I probably should. I've always found the post-war period to be a really fascinating time that most people (Americans, anyway) don't know much about.

Bill Maher has no problem being rude to someone's face. That is both his best and worst feature.

Funny how xenophobic Coulter is and yet she still dated an Indian. I had pegged her as a straight up racist.

And he donated to a candidate who didn't have a snowball's chance in Hell, which means that he's an idiot with his money, too.

I kind of love the fact that Hitler and Mussolini both died knowing that FDR was gone already and that that fact wasn't going to save them.
I also love the fact that as soon as the war was won, the British voters threw Churchill's ass out of office. I don't think that would happen in most societies. Gratitude clouds…

I've always been more of a Harold Hardrada guy myself. If he had won, world history would be like 30% more Norwegian.

Two! Two of your holes are filled right now!

We came up with Oscar the Snatch, which I though was also OK.

Just last night my girlfriend and I were trying to come up with character names for a Sesame Street based porn. The only good ones we could think of were Pussy Monster and Fluffalufagus.

*is glad mom has found love so late in life. Not surprised by the degrading bit*

You mean like Ann Coulter?

*dodges brick, realizes that this brush with death has been a learning experience, forgives creeper with all his heart*

No, we discovered that sometimes what you're looking for…was right in front of you the whole time. *cue inspirational music*