But it's not now either. In fact, it's significantly better than it once was.

Do you karaoke in Cookie Monster syntax? I'd love to hear your rendition of "Here me go again on own, down only road me ever known."

The attitude that, "If things suck for me, they ought to suck for everyone," is totally pernicious, and sadly common. Like the people who think that since they get drug tested for work, and that's awful and demeaning, then people ought to get drug tested to receive welfare. Instead of, you know, the idea that only…

Until we have affirmative action for the rich, a shocking percentage of them will have to go to safety schools!

Most of the people on here are more likely to believe that he actually has a penis on his face.

Misandry? What other things that are almost, but not quite, non-existent are you going to crusade against? Discrimination against the wealthy? In-person voter fraud? Sinkholes that swallow people's houses?

In response to the Isla Vista shootings, a girl I know started a Facebook post with, "I'm not a feminist by any means…" and then proceeded to argue for gender equality and an end to harassment. How fucked up is that, that the misogynists have managed to redefine the word "feminist" into "man-hater" in so many people's…

If I'm going to be deep in debt at some point in my life it might as well be right at the end. Suck it, creditors!

Budget considerations.

I really thought having the whores go down on each other during the singing of the national anthem was a bit much.

Or Raymond Burr?

In the fourth movie, Steve Martin's son marries a turtle.

I would imagine that in medieval times it wouldn't be uncommon for a royal wedding to eat up nearly all of a kingdom's yearly budget. I'm sure there were kings/princes still paying off their wedding expenses years later.

You should read "The Better Angels of Our Nature." It makes a pretty persuasive argument that violence has declined dramatically throughout history. Obviously larger numbers of people die violently now than once did, but that's because our population is exponentially higher. On a per capita basis, your chances of…

There have been so many times I've told someone that I'm the least evil of the creepy older men who want to bone them. It's not an approach that works often. But maybe one time out of a hundred, you get lucky.

So now he has just as much right to call himself a Bolton as Roose's other son, Lord Michael Bolton, the ass clown?

So your break comes as the weather starts to heat up, same as here. Is that pretty normal worldwide, I wonder?

"Mant" on the other hand is terrifying.

This makes perfect sense.

I hadn't thought of that. I wonder if he has.