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The happy ending might seem a little contrived, but that moment when he picks her up and you're not sure what he's going to do and then he says, "Let's go home, Debbie," is absolutely great.

I used to always get calls for TCBY. I didn't help anyone get in touch with the actual TCBY, since I DO have moral objections to frozen yogurt.

I wholeheartedly agree.

That's got to be some way to straighten out the whole music rights thing. Aside from waiting 200 years or whatever it's going to end up being by the time congress stops extending copyright.

Sorry, I wasn't adding anything constructive; I was just quoting Office Space.

And what do we think about someone who does the bare minimum?

Maybe he doesn't give a shit whether or not he finishes before he's dead because he'll be y'know, dead by then. Why keep working hard at this point? So he doesn't disappoint millions of people he doesn't know?

Sometimes when I watch Game of Thrones I enter my red giant phase, if you know what I mean. Mostly during exposition.

Get it, Bart? RDRR?

I think you meant to comment on the 50 Cent story.

Man, I hate it when someone jacks a thread like that.

Good points.

I love that album. It always reminds me of making out with my first girlfriend at my rich friend's pool house when his parents weren't around. Oh, to be 18 again.

Well, a bowl haircut is pretty common for people who live in institutions, since it's so easy to do and maintain. But most characters in movies don't live in institutions.

I've never understood why they have to always give them messed up teeth. As far as I know, there aren't too many developmental disabilities that do that to your grille. It's like bad teeth and a bad haircut are universal Hollywood code for, "not as smart as everyone else."

I have the worst fucking lawyers.

That's because Abbie Doobie holds the title and you are the challenger.

Potterville is clearly a lot more fun than Bedford Falls.

Saracen pig! Spartan Dog!