I considered Rebel Wilson. Also, Melissa McCarthy. Because I figured that those are the only people who get cast as "Woman the audience doesn't want to have sex with."

Who would Hollywood cast in the terrible movie version of Moonlighting? Katherine Heigl and Dane Cook? But who would play Agnes DiPesto?

Flores para los muertos!

All we need now is a W.A. Thornhump account.

And yet very little, if any, of that time is reruns of Moonlighting. Or old Seagram's wine cooler commercials.

Well, that is where they're from.

In Quick Change, he specifically says he's a the crying on the inside kind of clown, so you must be on to something.

Imagine the Lannisters in a few generations.

For $25,000, I hope it was their 25 thousandth anniversary.

That's why I spray it with WD-40.

That's what I call your mom's vagina.

You'd think he would have accomplished something like this earlier. After all, he was already a doctor at sixteen

You might as well be autistic; you're not going to be doing much socializing anyway in that iron lung.

Yes, I found out from That Mitchell and Webb Look that the inexplicably rude waiters are back.

You've memorized the page number?

That's just what I need to picture every time I think about my girlfriend. Thanks.

On most other sites, it seems to be less "inner prick" and more "inner racist, homophobe and misogynist."

…but…i'm…i'm just talking…about Shaft.
*a single tear rolls down cheek*

I only do that when "it" sucks. If you know what I mean. It's all consensual and GGG and Dan Savage approved and whatnot.

I hear that cat Shaft is one mean mother-