You're absolutely right, and that really shows what a genius Charles Schulz was. He did Peanuts for fifty years, and even though some of those years were only so-so, he was never worse than amusing, and consistently brilliant for a solid two decades or so. And not afraid to be incredibly dark, either.

He seemed like a good idea at the time, but years later has caused more problems than he solved?

You're kidding, right? I never know because apparently a lot of people love Mutts. These people are fucking wrong.

Get Fuzzy used to be great, but it's gotten really repetitive over the last couple of years. Same goes for Pearls Before Swine. They're both still OK, but they peaked a while ago.

Well, that doesn't really describe "Caligula."

Or in John Boehner's district.

Yeah, "Shut the Door" is by far the best episode. It has that great caper feel, like you mentioned, and also some really funny moments. The best of course, being Lane's cheerful, "Happy Christmas!" to his bosses.

I don't think Pete knew or suspected anything when Don tried to fire him. They just held on to him because of his family connections. And Don had no idea anyone knew anything about his past when Pete confronted him.

It wouldn't be too hard to prove that he's not the real Don. For one thing, I assume that they would have been fingerprinted, or maybe even photographed, by the army.

Yeah, he could definitely use a CRIMINAL lawyer.

Witchhunting?

I'll bet Neil Patrick Harris would have.

Not to be pedantic, but if he became George IV, he wouldn't have had a genetic effect on the future of the monarchy. None of George's children survived him and he was succeeded by his brother.

I feel like a pelican. Whichever way I turn, I've got an enormous bill in front of me.

Don't beat yourself up over your less than encyclopedic knowledge of late eighties British TV comedy. You still have the potential to be a productive member of society.

"What's so great about them then?"
"Their wallets. As capacious as an elephants scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on."

Now get a car here to pick me up right away or I'll head back toEngland and give your wife something to hang her towels on!

Oh, it's a scythe!

"I found it especially ironic myself, because my thingie is shaped like a turnip."

It's a bit rude, isn't it?