Don't you think I hate this war, too? All the bloody POETRY!

"And she is a woman?"
"Oh, you know her?"
"No, just a stab in the dark, which incidentally is what you'll be getting if you don't tell me where she is."

Treat your kite like you would your woman…Get inside her three times a day and take her to heaven and back!"

No, he survives 3, not 2. Two ends with the entire court being killed by Prince Ludwig disguised as queen Elizabeth. It's totally ridiculous, though. Four is utterly heartbreaking.

Man, for a second I thought "snowboarding" was a thing I really didn't want to know the definition of.

"Next up, on Naked Dating, Bob shows Mary his French Lick."

I live in California. I've never even seen a Faygo. Or a juggalo, for that matter.

Well, to be fair he didn't have full on sex with Zod. He just kneeled before him, if you catch my drift.

That was their picture in the article about the show. If you could see them from the front you'd know that it was taken 30 years ago.

On the Krypton set from Superman.

I mostly don't either. But something about that just drives me totally nuts.

It just amazes me that in this day and age anyone is still thrilled to be on TV. There are more channels than people in this country now; of course you've been on TV. You've been on a naked dating show. Remember?

What I have never understood are the people who stand outside the studio holding up signs and trying to get on TV. Here they are hundreds if not thousands of miles away from home, in one of the greatest cities in the world, and rather than seeing the sights, or enjoying a delicious meal they couldn't get at home or…

I'd have lots of nickels. You see, I bring a 2-liter bottle of pepsi with me on every date.

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that…

Excellent! Everything is proceeding according to plan! Notify ZOG upper leadership at once!

No mention of that fact that after Slick called Cavett Jim a few times he said, "Why can't you get my name right, Janis?

I've only seen a few of the episodes from the first two seasons, and even though it's been at least 20 years, I still clearly remember them being a little off. I can't understand why it took so long for more than one season to become available and why when even now the peak seasons aren't available. Honestly, this…

I have a friend who used to be her personal assistant. She was exactly as crazy as her reputation. But I've already said too much…

It's like a producer somewhere just said, "You know, we really didn't try hard enough to make that a really shitty movie. I'll be we can do much worse."