OK, so pretty good movies with great opening sequences:

I dated her niece. True story.

I dated her niece. True story.

Do what the kid says.

Do what the kid says.

Sorry, that should have been 'Murican, not American.

Sorry, that should have been 'Murican, not American.

No! I'm American! We're the ones who impose immigration restrictions, not the ones who are affected by them! 

No! I'm American! We're the ones who impose immigration restrictions, not the ones who are affected by them! 

The people there are old, but prehistoric-looking?

The people there are old, but prehistoric-looking?

Card: Thanks or that. I was about to dig out my copy of "Bloom County Babylon" to see if I was at least close on the dialogue.

Card: Thanks or that. I was about to dig out my copy of "Bloom County Babylon" to see if I was at least close on the dialogue.

Well, now I feel stupid. When I first saw Do the Right Thing, I thought, "Hey it's Bill Cosby's dad." but I never bothered to check on it. It had probably been a few years since I'd seen the Cosby Show, and I was about fourteen, and therefore stupid, but maybe I should have made sure before posting. Especially…

Well, now I feel stupid. When I first saw Do the Right Thing, I thought, "Hey it's Bill Cosby's dad." but I never bothered to check on it. It had probably been a few years since I'd seen the Cosby Show, and I was about fourteen, and therefore stupid, but maybe I should have made sure before posting. Especially…

He wanted to know if Denise was a virgin? I definitely don't remember that? Weird. I think I stopped watching right around the time it got weird.

He wanted to know if Denise was a virgin? I definitely don't remember that? Weird. I think I stopped watching right around the time it got weird.

His dad was Ossie Davis, right? I like to imagine that while his rich son lived in a great brownstone with his beautiful wife and family, Mr. The Mayor Huxtable was living on the streets of Bed-Stuy, earning a dollar a day sweeping up in front of Sal's Famous Pizzeria.

His dad was Ossie Davis, right? I like to imagine that while his rich son lived in a great brownstone with his beautiful wife and family, Mr. The Mayor Huxtable was living on the streets of Bed-Stuy, earning a dollar a day sweeping up in front of Sal's Famous Pizzeria.

Maybe Clair made millions off of one case early in her career and lived in semi-retirement from then on.