Maybe Clair made millions off of one case early in her career and lived in semi-retirement from then on.

I remember that. He says something like, "Bill I'd like to cover you in honey and leave you on a hill of fire ants." and you just see a hand holding a cigar coming out of the anxiety closet saying, "Now be cool. Be cool."

I remember that. He says something like, "Bill I'd like to cover you in honey and leave you on a hill of fire ants." and you just see a hand holding a cigar coming out of the anxiety closet saying, "Now be cool. Be cool."

A right wing friend of mine actually posted a picture of some marines charging with fixed bayonets and the caption "Hey Obama! We still have bayonets!" and all I could think was, "He clearly said we have fewer than in 1916, not none. Why is it that if someone disagrees with you, they are literally never allowed to be…

A right wing friend of mine actually posted a picture of some marines charging with fixed bayonets and the caption "Hey Obama! We still have bayonets!" and all I could think was, "He clearly said we have fewer than in 1916, not none. Why is it that if someone disagrees with you, they are literally never allowed to be…

We all voted for Nixon here once. It didn't work out well. 

We all voted for Nixon here once. It didn't work out well. 

Not a classy joke, I know. I had some serious reservations about posting it.

Not a classy joke, I know. I had some serious reservations about posting it.

He was working on starting that for years, but every time he signed an agreement with any investors, they ended up violating it, forcing him to move the restaurant to increasingly marginal locations.

He was working on starting that for years, but every time he signed an agreement with any investors, they ended up violating it, forcing him to move the restaurant to increasingly marginal locations.

I always thought that what Animal Farm was missing was about twenty minutes worth of fart jokes.

I always thought that what Animal Farm was missing was about twenty minutes worth of fart jokes.

SERKIS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

SERKIS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

This has affected my entire Family Circle.

This has affected my entire Family Circle.

"In Her Majesty's Secret Crevice?"

"In Her Majesty's Secret Crevice?"

The fact that you call it that proves you're not ready.