The fact that you call it that proves you're not ready.

Third bass.

Third bass.

Henpecked husband jokes.

Henpecked husband jokes.

Spartacus?

Spartacus?

It's amazing how much emphasis Randians put on the self-interest, and how much they ignore the rational.

It's amazing how much emphasis Randians put on the self-interest, and how much they ignore the rational.

I was stripped of my medals in the fucking Olympics because I tested positive for Cialis.

I was stripped of my medals in the fucking Olympics because I tested positive for Cialis.

I'd go see a Power Girl movie.

I'd go see a Power Girl movie.

One of the funniest things I ever read was in a P.J. O'Rourke book (back when he was still funny, and not just a smug dickhead). It was about how the president of Malaysia had publicly blamed the collapse of the Malaysian currency a few years before on "Jewish Speculators." O'Rourke said something like, "You may…

One of the funniest things I ever read was in a P.J. O'Rourke book (back when he was still funny, and not just a smug dickhead). It was about how the president of Malaysia had publicly blamed the collapse of the Malaysian currency a few years before on "Jewish Speculators." O'Rourke said something like, "You may…

In Barcelona, my friends and I saw a kid crying in the midst of a crowd (who were all obviously concerned, to their credit). He was lost and didn't speak Spanish or Catalan. I asked if he spoke English and he didn't. Then I remembered that my friend who was with me spoke German, so I said "Sprechst du deutsch?" and he…

In Barcelona, my friends and I saw a kid crying in the midst of a crowd (who were all obviously concerned, to their credit). He was lost and didn't speak Spanish or Catalan. I asked if he spoke English and he didn't. Then I remembered that my friend who was with me spoke German, so I said "Sprechst du deutsch?" and he…

A couple of times (once to Tony and once to another cop) he says "You see, my old man was a drunk…" So I don't think he was amused as much as trying to prevent someone else from falling into the same hole as his dad. Also, it emphasizes that he understands Tony, and has no illusions about what's happening. He wants to…

A couple of times (once to Tony and once to another cop) he says "You see, my old man was a drunk…" So I don't think he was amused as much as trying to prevent someone else from falling into the same hole as his dad. Also, it emphasizes that he understands Tony, and has no illusions about what's happening. He wants to…

Just the thumbs I think. Which means I should have said-ahem-THEY BROKE MY THUMBS!