I see what you did there!

But he said she didn't object! If that's not the stuff of Harlequin romances, I don't know what is!

He produced "Santana DVX" with Lonely Island and E-40. Unfortunately the sample he used cost so much he didn't make much money off it, even when the album went gold.

You find his stuff pretty easily on Amazon, thank god. 

You would. And will.

Grodin's a hero of mine and when I finally got a chance to interview him I was super-psyched and most of the comments on the piece were to the effect of, "Wasn't he on MSNBC or something? Why is he so cranky?" And we have some of the most comedy-astute commenters around.

Grodin's a hero of mine and when I finally got a chance to interview him I was super-psyched and most of the comments on the piece were to the effect of, "Wasn't he on MSNBC or something? Why is he so cranky?" And we have some of the most comedy-astute commenters around.

I'm pretty sure it would be possible to see both films, though I'd love to be able to track down Darktown Strutters for this column as well.

I'm pretty sure it would be possible to see both films, though I'd love to be able to track down Darktown Strutters for this column as well.

Yeah, he's a great straight man, which is a quality that often gets overlooked.

Yeah, he's a great straight man, which is a quality that often gets overlooked.

Actually most of Simmons' dickishness was before the interview started, making fun of the way I talked and generally being a belligerent asshole.

Actually most of Simmons' dickishness was before the interview started, making fun of the way I talked and generally being a belligerent asshole.

Yeah, there are a lot of great ones to choose from. I was surprised by some of his picks but they're all pretty great. I had a lot of fun re-listening to them in preparation for the interview.

Yeah, there are a lot of great ones to choose from. I was surprised by some of his picks but they're all pretty great. I had a lot of fun re-listening to them in preparation for the interview.

Oh yeah. There's so much crazy, lurid shit in this book that this 2000 word piece barely gets past the tip of the iceberg.

Oh yeah. There's so much crazy, lurid shit in this book that this 2000 word piece barely gets past the tip of the iceberg.

Aw, thanks. Glad to hear it.

Aw, thanks. Glad to hear it.

Nah, people tweet me links to stuff about Manic Pixie Dream Girls. That's how I found out about this stuff.