Nah, people tweet me links to stuff about Manic Pixie Dream Girls. That's how I found out about this stuff.

Eh, the culture's been yapping about it more than I have. I'm a little over the concept, at this point, to be honest with you.

Eh, the culture's been yapping about it more than I have. I'm a little over the concept, at this point, to be honest with you.

Yeah, it's a weird one but then that's Hamburger.

Yeah, it's a weird one but then that's Hamburger.

Limeade Youth, I thought you had my back. (slinks away disappointed).

Limeade Youth, I thought you had my back. (slinks away disappointed).

I would ONLY pick up a hitchhiker if it was John Waters.

I would ONLY pick up a hitchhiker if it was John Waters.

It is now! For all the world to enjoy!

It is now! For all the world to enjoy!

It is weirdly hypnotic. Remember when people took John Travolta seriously? Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?

It is weirdly hypnotic. Remember when people took John Travolta seriously? Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?

Zing!

Zing!

Thanks!

Thanks!

Yeah, originally the piece ran in an earlier, longer, unedited version accidentally but then it was replaced with a shorter, punchier draft. Thanks for the kind words.

Yeah, originally the piece ran in an earlier, longer, unedited version accidentally but then it was replaced with a shorter, punchier draft. Thanks for the kind words.

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