Wow
That sounds like a morbidly fascinating commentary. I feel a weird personal connection to David Zucker, since I grew up partially in Shorewood, Wisconsin, the Milwaukee suburb that gave us William Rehnquist, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, Charlotte Rae and Josh Modell. At least the other two members of…

I didn't include images of Hayek's cleavage
because I try to pander to reader's basest instincts only in 99 percent of everything I post. How fucking sexy was that Macarena though?

Oh p'shaw. Fish shamelessly enough for a compliment and you shall receive.

Did I mention my post is petty? It's like petty times squared and shit.

I have officially joined Twitter
as nathanrabin . In a deliciously petty, passive-aggressive gesture I used my first post to snipe at Keith in an extremely petty fashion.

I appreciate that Grant is an unconventionally handsome guy (he basically looks like an attractive skeleton) who seemingly goes out of his way to look as ridiculous and ugly as possible in just about every film he's in.

I think it's a tagline rather than a pull quote though as Immaculate Misconception suggested it might also have emanated from the tomb of Mr. Churchill.

Sounds like someone
is gonna get Juiced!

Grant's semi-autobiographical directorial debut Wah-Wah
is quite good as well. Nothing earth-shattering but an affecting and funny coming-of-age story with great performances by Gabriel Byrne and Emily Watson.

Now would probably be a bad time to point out that our esteemed governor Rod Blagojevich secretly owns the Buffalo Bills.

True story
in the special features Simpson makes an off-handed reference to carrying a pistol in his fanny pack for an entire year. Seriously. O.J Motherfucking Simpson wore a goddamned fanny pack. For a year. And admits it.

I have not read the Ellroy but definitely plan to. Juiced is sadly indicative of Simpson's sense of entitlement. He constantly wears this "Everyone knows me cause I'm a star baby!" shit-eating grin that makes you want to shake him long and hard and say, "Yeah, everyone knows you as that guy who killed his wife and is…

All apologies
I feel a little guilty covering something this deplorable but I figure a year this grim and depressing deserves to end on a suitably grim and depressing note.

Yep. Here ya go: http://www.avclub.com/conte…

lemme get back to you on that.

Welcome back to the blog, Mr. Murray
you have been greatly missed.

I concur. I enjoyed the holy living fuck out of the Hamilton/Knievel joint.

Thanks, Ack! I totes fixified all my fuck-ups.

Incidentally
At four o'clock sometimes I head down to Starbucks and get a Venti Peppermint hot chocolate and a Rice Krispy treat. We're not so dissimilar, Simpson and me.

Nathan did like Sin City but found that this wasn't even remotely watchable, no matter how extensively the cameras lingers on Eva Mendes' posterior. In conclusion, Bob Dole, Bob Dole Bob Dole