He transformed saying motherfucker into a motherfucking art form.

Also, it's fucking Southern California. If you really want a tan, go outside while not wearing a muumuu. That should get you nice and brown and save you some money.

If you liked Dick you should love Hamlet 2. That is some funny shit.

It certainly is, which is one of the many things that bugged me about it. The nadir is when Bill Maher pops up to call Costner's character a giant dumbass. Is that something Maher would do in real life? Launch a vicious personal attack against an amiable anonymous schmoe?

One of my favorite parts of the commentary was when Paul explained that Love got so bored during a scene (it must have been a fourth take or something) that he began taking off his shirt for no reason. It reminded me of the bit on "Futurama" where Harold Zoid grouses "What, just because this is a drama you can't do a…

She was pretty fucking fantastic as a child-star-turned-hooker-turned-executive type on "Action".

Showgirls
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and Grey Gardens are the three films I've re-watched the most times. They're the faces etched onto my very own cinematic Mount Rushmore.

Done and done. Thanks for the suggestion.

Tis true, tis true. Weirdly shaped DVD sets are both awesome and ungainly and annoying (I'm looking at you, Mad Men and that Simpsons season shaped like a Simpson head)

Thank you, Shithead McShitterly.

Hey he aw come on guy, I'd like to reiterate that in the two and a half years of the AV Club having message boards I've never snapped at anyone. I am slow to anger but after the twentieth or twenty-fifth "Wow, you have a shitty voice. You sound all effeminate" comment on a podcast thread I kind of lost it a little…

I think Cheech is talented, and he's certainly had an interesting and eclectic post-Chong career. Chong has a whole lot more to gain from a C&C reunion, which makes it even more idiotic that he fucked it up for a cheap non-laugh. Nobody gave a fuck about Chong until after his prison stint, and they just barely give a…

I appreciate your apology, PJ Berri. I've never snapped at a commenter like that before, and I'm sorry if I came off as shrill or defensive or boastful.

PJ Berri, I wish I'd gotten your sage advice that I should never expose my horrible, horrible voice to the world before I did thirteen episodes of a national television show, spent a year contributing to an Air America program and did multiple reviews on NPR. I had no idea how unbearable it is to listen to me speak.…

if I were to come to your job and say "Wow, I hate the way you talk. It's obnoxious and makes me want to stab my ears with a pencil. You sound like a gay Ned Flanders Truman Capote Mariah Carey Valley Girl. Please change the way you talk and your vocal patterns for my sake." would you think, "Wow, thanks for the…

People have complained extensively about this on every comment board on every podcast I've done. I'm working on it. Again: I'm working on it. I think this podcast is less uptalky than the first two.

Dude, the X-Files AV Talk that exists only in your mind is way better than anything we could come up with.

He never mentions it. Incidentally "Rude Awakenings" is an almost inconceivably awful movie written by one of our most respected screenwriters, Richard LaGravenese and directed by the lunatic what made "America: From Freedom to Fascism".

Yeah, it's way more Phantom Menace than Empire Strikes Back.

Incidentally
The A.V Club's Critic's Special is going to be awesome. The choreography me and Scott have been learning for our big pirate production number is going to surprise a lot of people.