Enough with all the butt cracks.

It was kind of disturbing when that hobo showed them his Boxcar Willy.

Man, I had forgotten all about that book,

"I'm Mrs. Beasley and I don't like you."

Remember when minion was a perfectly good word? Now it's been sullied.

Not if you're doing it right.

Right around the same time as George "Goober" Lindsay and whats-his-name from My Three Sons but you wouldn't know it from this place!

That's okay. Duncan Jones stopped speaking to me after I tried to order a coffee coolatta and a jelly donut from him.

Neither does Frank Cady!

I'm currently reading Che: A Revolutionary Life, by Jon Lee Anderson. I wasn't sure I liked it at first but now that I've accepted that the author is a decent but not great stylist it's fine and Guevara's life was really interesting.
I'm also reading The Beach, by Alex Garland, which is surprisingly decent, and…

I read that during the W led Iraq war and some of the parallels were disturbing.

I can't remeber the birthdays of close relatives, but I immediately know the Pina Colada Song guy is named Rupert Holmes.

Sounds like you've been hanging with the Doobie Brothers, my man.

Oh Brent. Go on another "retreat" with your trust fund money and leave us alone.

Florence doesn't seem to have any issues.

Not everything can be a laugh riot like American Dad.

I'll have a Soylent Gene Burger, Bob.

Pssst Hey Shulkie, you should check out AV Club After Dark if you haven't yet. I think you would like it.

I've been watching Columbo episodes and it's weird to see how they would casually use old stars like Vincent Price and Don Ameche in supporting roles.

I've seen Airport. Van Heflin did not age well.