I grew up watching Speed Racer and H.R. Pufnstuf. May explain a few things about my warped psyche.

Dierdre Didgeridoo?

THE STAHS AT NIGHT AH WICKED BRIGHT

Like a forty hour work week.

There were plants and birds and rocks and things*

Did he and that nice Britney Spears ever get married?

Space Pirate? Bet you weren't ready for that.

It had a good song, but otherwise you are correct.

I learned that thing is "ting". Which seems pretty lazy. Do a better job of making up a language, Scandinavians!

Especially his double albums!

Really? What cvnt you say on the AV Club?

Wow that was above and beyond answering. A tip o' the moon cap to you!

So does Bill Clinton.

Will Arsenio Hall have a cameo?

I watched the cartoon intro. Who the fuck is Jubilee?

He CHO is!

I've resisted for a long time, but I just joined the "I Hate Johnny Depp" club.

If only we put the same kind of effort into the rest of our lives as we do coming up with AV Club comments…

Hey! My bigoted, not too bright uncle was a Chicago cop!

"Gentlemen, let's get this thing straight, once and for all. The
policeman is not here to create disorder. The policeman is here to
preserve disorder." Richard J. Daley