They could have a warg-off!

Shh!

Oh yeah! I'll be the sexiest stripper since Chris Farley.

I like sauerkraut.

Allo. I am zee Marquis de Michigan.

Hey how YOU doing? My name's Gino, I direct movies for Disney.

Is it a garden path?

That guy also directed Porky's and was upset that people didn't view it as a charming look at being a kid the way they did Christmas Story.

I keep telling you - I'm not 15 months old and you have no right to keep me locked in a closet!

Me neither!

Walk barefoot in a backyard and see how many things sting you.

I don't know much about Sydney, but otherwise I agree with you. I'm perfectly happy watching good superpeople battle bad superpeople without the stakes being cosmically huge each time.

James Bond.

Heterosexist and ageist . I demand that Bob Hope is God warn us about British soldiers sexually abusing our sons and grandparents as well.

It's what Luke Skywalker weighed before they asked him to slim down for the sequel.

I saw them at a club about a zillion years ago. It was a good time. RIP.

I prefer the classic Tom Snyder/Manson interview:

Goodnight little DJ. We love you, sweet dreams. Oh - and there's no Santa Claus.

*whispers* I like it when she rubs my balls with the washcloth.

Realty television craze would be a funnier typo if that wasn't a real subgenre.