I remember watching this.

Were they never going to get around to Hobgoblin and JJJ's space radiated son? Or the Lizard? What the hell was the point of all the plot threads they started in Spider-Man 2?

Stark gives him boobs?

No cracks from you!

Nerd rage!

Kind of, but the third one is a YouTube video of Andrew Garfield weeping for two and a half hours.

I'm pretty sure that halfway through Homecoming they're going to kill off Peter Parker and have Milo Morales take over.

This. I was fine with him getting the webs as part of the post-bite transformation in the Raimi movies.

I saw him and Stan Lee last year in a successful "see them before they die" attempt.

Technically he was more of a miserable, life gone to hell druggie, but who am I to quibble?

And probably won't get a ship named after him.

Tagline:
What if he goes undercover so deep - that he gets trapped in his own Dutch oven?

Mr. Rogers was not part of the Justice League!

He used to confer with them under his Supreme Court robe.

I use the correct hyphens in my name and nobody creams their jeans for me.

Rewatched Spider-Man 2 over the weekend. It was weird to watch a superhero movie directed by somebody with an individual style.

Wait - did I say the powerful studio executives screwed up the movie? Ha, ha, total brainfart on my part, i meant to say I was totally responsible for anything that may have been wrong with the movie.

He's an angry elf.

Nixon was unattractive and his nose was a little weird but he had kind of an everyman face, like a guy you might find working at a butcher shop. Ted Cruz looks like his face never gelled properly in the womb. Not a guy you would want touching your meat.

Simpsons incest porn.