The little children are supposed to come unto you, not vice-versa.

What sort of alternate reality are you from? Wicked King Charlie rules with an iron hand!

Girl loses giant.
Girl gets giant back.

Any nudity? Is the pirate show rated arr?

Loch and Loads?

I'm Spartacus!

Don't forget the tiny fish that swims up your stream of urine when you pee in the river and takes up residence in your urethra.

It's true! We're so lame.

Keep your British schoolgirl fantasies to yourself.

Glad it didn't harsh your buzz.

I predict that by this time next year, BBC Three's schedule will be like Rudy from Fat Albert.

I made the mistake of hiring poltergeist movers once. they trashed half my stuff.

As another commenter once pointed out, the level of makeup required for a weekly show like that could wind up causing health issues for the actors. It would be great to see them do a couple of specials a year though.

This book reads like stereo instructions!

You see these fingers - they're footlongs! Footlongs!

When Sean Young was on DWTS a few years ago I heard somebody on the radio refer to her as "the soap opera lady".

I forgot about this juiciness.

Personally, I don't think getting drunk and stoned would help me deal with the job of cleaning up decapitated children. It would just increase the chances that I would throw up and get uncontrollably freaked out.

It's spelled Hilarie.

Hey, Guy Incognito II is a proctologist! Thank God! Take a look at these pictures of my ass and tell me what the hell those things are.