The previous record holder was the gap between the end of Wheel of Fortune and the beginning of Jeopardy.

Drunk Chumlee's Grope-O-Rama! Guns! Drugs! A fat smelly guy!

I bought this piece of broken-down crap for 78 cents. I'm gonna polish it up with my shirttail and sell it for a buck fifty!

Causing pain and suffering to others is what Christianity is all about!

Just peeked in on AVC After Dark and discovered that SludgeVohaul posted this factoid yesterday:

I think there was a 19th century novel with the theme that the physical fitness trend was a danger to society.

"It's a gentle coming-of-age comedy set in 1950s New York. Our hero has to learn to stand up to his bullies and overcome his shyness to approach the girl he loves."
"Terrific! What superpowers does he have?"

I was so disillusioned when I realized those flying carpets didn't really hover.

When my dad was in Texas doing basic training for WWII the recruits had to do a vigorous workout in the hot sun every morning before they were allowed to have any water. This was supposed to toughen them up. Then one day the biggest guy in the unit dropped dead, and it was decided that this was a bad idea.

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And merkin!

As I once read somewhere, if piranhas really worked that way, they'd soon be the only river life left.

With Alan Hale, Sr. as his buddy, the puffer fish.

Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me,
starlight and dewdrops are awaiting thee.

You take that back!

He's from another race; he's born Aquaman. It's not like he gets stung by a radioactive jellyfish or anything.

I dunno, it might tank. I don't see a merman movie having legs.

That sounds icky.

I'm guessing we get angry Namoresque Aquaman, not jovial,party guy Aquaman.

Sometimes she dresses like this: