Russ "Tile" Floor

He lives in an awfully nice house for a "garbage man".

Johnny Castle? I'll never regret not seeing any version of Dirty Dancing.

If he gets elected he'll be more honest and refer to them as "camps".

I feel like the Russo brothers are trying to good cop/bad cop me in that picture.

Alright, now I'm just depressed.

I happen to have the REAL Captain America right here, so, so, yeah, just let me… come over here for a second… tell him!

Or Oksana Baiul, the Ukrainian waterspout?

You've got early onset dementia, ya hockey puck!

I was going to quote something from this! And then maybe somebody would quote something else from it back - and, and we would have enjoyed that. But you, you just the whole thing like some hog. But, you know, whatever…

This fall on Fox…they're in a prison within ANOTHER PRISON - one that's filled with bikini clad college girls.

My uncanny resemblance to a rumpled pile of laundry.

Man, I totally remember dropping acid and listening to the Dead in college.

I told you about that in confidence!

I suppose you're going to claim you also don't remember Stepdaughter Wars, Robot Losers and Snowplow: Milwaukee.

Mom, great uncle Jesus is talking about the penis faced Pokemon again!

“I wouldn’t lead it, but I think bad things would happen.”

The guy who hides inside mailboxes?

I like Ike.

I hear Iron Man has a drinking problem.