I have documents which - hold on a second, somebody's ringing my doorbell.

There's pretty solid evidence that Pushinka, working in conjunction with the Swedish royal family, Arthur Fiedler and Robby the Robot, was responsible for JFK's "assassination".

Wanda Heat is my new drag queen name.

Everybody knows Willy Wonka is the only reliable source of news and opinion.

I hate to break it to you, but Professor Narnia's protein shakes aren't legitimate either.

Ironic that a man who has committed so many macro aggressions will unwittingly dissolve a powerful alliance due to a micro aggression.

Only a lawful good wizard packing a wand of heat can stop a chaotic evil wizard packing a wand of heat, if he has enough experience points and gets a good roll on a 20 sided die.

I only got one so I could comment on AV Club After Dark but I hardly ever do. I kept the same avatar but I changed my name a bit so it's easier to realize if Disqus is pulling a switcheroo.

For a while it switched me out of my AVClub account and into my Disqus account and the log-in/out button at the top of the screen wasn't working. I actually came here to bitch about that but it randomly switched me back again.

And a cast that includes James Caan, John Houseman and Sir Ralph Richardson!

Nice guys are wimps! *tries to kick sand in Mr. Threepwood's face, pulls hamstring, cries*

I've been out of the comic world loop for a long time and I'm trying to get back into it. It's nice to know that with all the confusing changes, one thing has remained constant. Superman still sucks.

That's your answer to everything!

Thanks for clarifying that your aesthetic opinion is an absolute standard and that anyone disagreeing with it is an idiot. That doesn't sound like a narrow minded old person thing at all.

We like to call it our Trump rump.

The trading card I've been waiting for all my life! Listen to this: "Robin's sudden cry for help brought a startled Batman to the scene. Could the Caped Crusader save the Boy Wonder — or was Robin doomed to be
dinner for a dinosaur?"

He's the ward of a billionaire, he's the child of circus performers and should remember his working class roots.

Yeah, that's the kind of decision you want to put a lot of thought into.

I worked in a video store when it came out and it was one of those movies where the majority of people didn't like it at all but the minority that were into it LOVED it.

I wasn't crazy about this, but "Oatmeal meets Greek yogurt" seems a little harsh.