Not only are there people who think that way, there are people who will stop following performers they like if they achieve a level of success.

We got her pregnant?

Sock it - to me?

Our proton packs can't shatter this glass ceiling!

What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!

Jump on it before word leaks out.

He finds artifacts you stupid chief!

Post the controversy!

Nah, that's far too subtle for Debbie Whatshername Schulz.

*impatiently waits thru commercial featuring John Cameron Swayze commenting as an elephant steps on a Timex watch*

People have been trying to discredit his claims that he was involved in civil rights protests which is one of the things he is using as he attempts to connect to African-Americans. This footage might bolster that claim.

That guy's pants are clearly rumpled in a Sandersesque fashion.

Now I'm happy!

I was going to ask why they would hire the writers of a bomb like San Andreas but then I checked and it made 470 million worldwide and now I'm depressed.

park servers juz jealous cause Vanessa & austin so beaytiful who acres about stupid rock??!!!

Worst - pickup - line - EVER

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon.

Love Murakami! As I noted below, I just started A Wild Sheep Chase.

I like Perotta a lot so I hope Little Children changes your mind.

I grew up in Chicago and almost everybody I knew loved deep dish. Done correctly it is far superior to any other pizza and I grow weary of seeing it besmirched.