Slightly off topic: The National Enquirer seems to be stuck in a weird time loop lately. Every time I see one at the supermarket the headlines are about Natalie Wood or Debbie Reynolds or Elvis.

Presumably they think they can go the 21 Jump Street route and market it to both "90s kids" and a younger audience.

I'm a little frightened that I'm beginning to recognize the names of individual RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFans.

Upon re-reading it I see they left themselves some wriggle room. They're not saying they're not racists; they're just saying this situation wasn't what made them racists.

If I say that I think that will you give me some shrooms and a dark room? I'll provide my own tunes.

Oh come on, they CLEARLY state that they aren't racist.

Really? Worst film you ever saw?

I hope they get Jim Nabors to deliver the eulogy.

But what? Everyone I know has a big "But…" C'mon, thecausticgospel, let's talk about YOUR big "But".

Reducing those last precious reserves of Billy Beer.

And it's funny when your Walkman battery starts to run down and the lady singer sounds like a man!

Outside of a dog, masturbation is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog counts as actual sex.

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What a colossal boner!

"…not always a pariah" doesn't begin to touch it. I worked in a video store in the late 90s and there were people who seriously contended that Sandler was a "comic genius".

You read too many men's fashion articles. In the real world button down collars are not considered casual and people wear ties with them all the time.

Black Books even if you don't like the IT Crowd.

Bill Sienkiewicz.

I'm more worried about China's pollution fucking up the ecosystem than I am about their economy hitting the skids.

I think Marvel marketing also wrote Sava's article for him. I was expecting him to call us true believers by the end.