Chicks always dig old men with terminal diseases. Lucky bastards.

People rave about his spare style as well, but you can read Dashiell Hammett and see that kind of lean writing done much better and by an unpretentious genre writer.

Will this do well enough to warrant the sequel "To Grandmother's House We Go"?

That's how I like my halftime show performers!

Elizabeth I used to perform the ceremonial creaming of the undies every year in Westminster Abbey.

Why was Kirk in the head for so long?

The fact that you think there's more than one proves that you're evil.

I may be biased because I love Bernie, but he does a genuinely good job in that scene.

Ahem. I happen to have a magical book that tells me that invisible sky-daddy is real.

Between School of Rock and Bernie Jack Black's earned enough of my good will to excuse the crappy stuff. Plus he seems like he would be fun to hang out with.

i always hated them too, and all my friends loved them, so I grew up to be a bitter snob.

"Bryan, it's me Chuck. Chuck Nelson! Um, we went to college together? One night we got really drunk and you said I was like a brother to you? Um, so anyway my daughter just got kidnapped…"

He cured my leprosy, but now I have genital warts.

Does she have any songs besides "Let the Sunshine In"?

I know those words, but that headline makes no sense.

You know, GJI, just yesterday somebody was commenting on how you have improved lately. And now you pull this.

….does not seem like it would be that dirty.

JGoo is Ted Cruz! Get him!

Averting your eyes while reading is pretty tricky.

I like Zola, too. It's pretty impressive to set out to write a book about a social issue and get it to work on the other levels needed for good writing as well. I haven't read any of his stuff for a while; I need to pick up some more.