Perfect Timing, Noel!
We're going to go see Frankie Avalon live this weekend! In beautiful, Bremerton, Washington!
We missed him when he was at the local casino, signing the neato keeno "Frankie & Annette's Beach Party" slot machines.
If you got a bonus, it showed teens dancing from the Beach Party movies.

"Couldn't fix a two foot hole in a boat."

Was it The Wiggles, or the "Wiggy Wiggy Wiggle Song?" 'Cause our librarian plays that one, and it's awesome.

Just because you think a movie is better, doesn't mean you'll like it more.

It's okay. Just wear an overcoat and keep your hands in your pockets.
Sometimes they give me free breadsticks if I promise to go away.

Well, I don't know what he saw in him.

Does the Name Grimsby Do Anything To You?
Ask Rod Serling.

I love "Dazed and Confused," but I would never say it's a better movie than "American Graffitti."

And Noel didn't say it was better-he just said he liked it even more. I agree.

Storytime Librarians
Noel-my girlfriend is a Children's Librarian, and she does the singing and dancing between books, even though she'd rather be the quiet kind.

Tangled was wonderful. I literally laughed until tears ran down my face at the horse.
The whole movie is beautiful.

That's more a fear that one of your parents is a hideous creature from beyond space and time. Pretty common, really.
Actually, Wilbur's dad was probably quite proud of him.

Just spend some time in the Children's Section of your local library. You'll never want to have kids.

That's what I didn't like about the book. Right off you know these people are trapped in a hopeless situation. Then it's just a matter of sticking around to see how every single one of them dies.

I quit smoking last year (American Spirit Yellows) and gained 40 pounds.

I still have a stash of mid 70's Penthouses. They have ads?

A smoke before work, one on the first break, two at lunch, one on the second break, one before going home.
There's six, and that's not even counting breakfast and home after work.

And if it didn't, it should've.

Carmina Burana?
My cat used to sing that all the time.
"Oh, for tunaaaahhh…"

Damn. No luck. Gotta go to court in August, for god's sake.