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Perry Diddle
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Silly me, assuming everyone has a sense of humor.

Jeez people, it's pop culture, not rocket surgery. These five worked up a formula that worked really well for a lot of people, a lot of times. Art? Maybe not, but the craft was undeniable. This stuff didn't happen by accident.
If your cool quotient was too high for this stuff you could always hunker down and bore the

"It’s a Wonderful Life". There I said it. I like Christmas as much as the next guy and I have a pile of movies I watch every holiday season but I have never watched this movie all the way through. I don't hate it but I'm not fond of it either. My one-way ticket to Hell is has now been upgraded to the express lane.

Pitt: "Hey Cloon, it's me Brad, you know, the guy in "The Big Short"? Hey, next time you want to do a topical movie, give me a call I can give you some pointers. And I'm free next summer if Ocean's 14 is still a go."

Impressive career but this is even more so:

Out of context, this and many other movies of this era are usually goofy, meandering and self-indulgent messes. I'm not sure trying to find deep profundities these days is any less goofy. I imagine that the overriding concept was "let's really high and send the invoices to the studio". If a film happened to transpire

From the looks of it, Mr. Depp may have indulged in numerous whole bags of many dicks. Next time Johnny, ask for the diet gravy.

"Yeah Thom, um, next time you take a shower, stand a little closer to the water, okay?"

If you are vain and stupid enough to bother with a "reality" show for home renovations, etc., you have already lost at life.

There's a "choking the chicken" joke in here somewhere but I'll be damned if I can find it.

John Cusack has to be perilously close to becoming a member of this club. Flashes of greatness offset by some pretty lame direct to DVD lameness.

He's funnier when he cross-dresses. Oh wait, wrong British comedian. They all sound the same to me.

Where the fuck was Dave Grohl? Isn't it mandatory that he be involved in these things?

"What a bizarre wall."

Clooney? Rockwell?
AlI can say is "Welcome to Collinwood".

He was actually a stand-in for Randy Quaid at one point.

So Cheadle borrowed the plot line from Paul McCartney's relentlessly horrible "Give My Regards to Broadstreet"?

“It’s really hard to find a three-dimensional character in it, and you
work it as much as you can, but you can’t put ten pounds of shit in a
five-pound bag.”

Indiana Jones and the Island of Lost Fucks.

So, again, who administers the copyright? I believe that song was written by John Deacon so I would take a wild guess that he probably signed off on the use. Also, who cares?