She's already signed on as the ark.

You don't even want to see my finishing move.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan would like a word with you:

Jesus my cousin or Jesus my uncle?!?

Tell me about it!

Didn't you ever see Night of the Living Dead?!?

My high school physics class voted on 'The girl most likely to be shot into space'. I won 'The boy most likely to be sent to the center of the earth'.

I think I'll have some of that champagne now…

These people should not be allowed to breed.

So, tits?!?

Say hello to your mother for me.

Someone has to lose the Superbowl.

If Christie runs there will be highlight reels of him throwing temper tantrums and yelling at reporters. While that appeals to a certain segment the argument will be made that he's not presidential.

Yo también.

Do you know why the station Marines on Navy ships?

That was actually a Monty Python reference, not Blazing Saddles.

It's actually not my ribs. It's in my abdomen just at the bottom of my ribs.

There, there…

So maybe some nice Manolo's?

And the usual leakage.