Bend over baby, I'll drive.

I made a flipbook of my junk.

Whoa! You just blew my mind!

Pretty much everyone on TV is a stereotype. TV is one of the only places in society where gays get equal treatment.

It will be interested to see what shakes out of this whole Miami thing. The consensus in the NFL so far seems to be that Martin is a pussy and should just man up.

Stop running.

Not so far.

More beans!

I woke up in the middle of the night with a sharp pain at the bottom of my rib cage on the left hand side. I'm trying to decide if it's worth going to the doctor for.

Especially if a drunk/drugged Frenchman is coming at 100 mph.

Bran cereal and milk.

A good reminder to always fasten your seat belt.

What does 'classy' have to do with the A.V. Club.

It's an old joke where little Billy is sent to watch the builders at work.

Maybe she's planning on pegging it.

Maybe he can get himself a fur coat.

A little more chin than I care for.

Trail of the Pink Panther has Sellers but his appearances are pieced together from earlier footage and it's horrible.

He gets second billing behind Niven.

Show us on the doll where he put the glowing staff…