No hula hooping?!?

Faces and other things.

You missed the part about the old lady and the chimp!

Give him a break. He's got a fist up his ass.

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a fork.

Shaq gets a pass from me for his "tell me how my ass tastes" rap about Kobe.

Whooooaaa!

Fuck you, that's the electrician's job!

Just when you thought the mental images couldn't get any more unpleasant…

Just another example of the man keeping a brother down!

Great. So now you're guaranteed that no one will get it when you quote lines from the movie.

The best part about this was the Super Dave parody from Jimmy Kimmel Live.

It should have been 'The Man With Three Different Names'.

Pavement was pretty good, these guys, not so much.

It's a guy who's both a jerk and a dick.

That one was really too easy.

We're all Hourman!

They can't remember either.

Listen to a new growler from by butthole:

Tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm!