And why should the werewolf not howl?!?

It was. He hit his head pretty hard on the concrete floor and bled like hell but wasn't seriously injured. I think he was 3 or 4 years old. Little kids can be pretty resilient.

My family wen't to visit some family friends a couple of weeks ago on their small winery in Sonoma County. Her late husband had built a wood fired oven in the back yard and they grow all kinds of herbs, fruits, and vegetables on their property. We made dozens of pizzas with 00 flour, fresh San Marzano tomatoes, and…

My brother lying at the bottom of the basement stairs in a pool of blood.

Sucking dick is a 'weird trick'?!?

We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!

What do you mean 'we' white girl?!?

C'est de la merde

Wouldn't it be easier to just say ABS (anything but straight) or some such?!?

It's much more convenient to be in the same room as the people you're having sex with.

I'd bone her.

BWAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA!

Garfield would make some delicious tacos!

Doesn't everyone already know that candy corn comes from the candy cornhole?!

Mellowcream pumpkins, bitch!

Justin Bieber will be glad to hear it.

*helicopters*

He was asking for it.

Kids say the darnedest things!

*Insert standard comment about having sex with your mom.