Your mom's getting a lot of press today.

You sure that wasn't Parker Stevenson?!?

That's what she said.

They say death always comes in threes.

It can be two things.

That can be really bad for you.

You know you're famous when you have to be described by this: "Megan Mullally played her in the shot-for-shot remake of the show’s opening credits in Adam Scott’s The Greatest Event in Television History."

R.I.P. Old broad.

For HBO they're making it 12 Years a Sex Slave.

Your mom can do that same trick.

No es bueno!

Hey, it's in Slate, it must be true!

That's no way to treat your mom!

Nice cowbell!

Enjoy your bowel bruising.

You cheap lousy *$%&@!

You really outdid Leonard Pierce this time.

It's only Lou Bega's career that's dead.

'Twas ever thus…

I thought that was our private thing!