Malk?!?

That's a paddlin'!

But who pulls out the beads?!?

It could be a lot worse.

In other news Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves…

This is also a few months before A Star is Born was released. Is Kristofferson just playing in character as some kind of twisted tie-in?!?

It wasn't worth finishing.

I thought it was to show us how much of a dick Pepsi Jr. is.

I think you would have had to have watched Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman for this appearance to make sense. The whole thing is a send up of the show which was basically awkward self exposition of the main character.

Common mistake. That was Richard Simmons.

I don't think it's necessarily a sad thing. He lived a very full and interesting life and as long as he didn't suffer unduly I'd consider it a victory if I got away with everything he did.

I don't pity the fool who gets to write this. He did so much, wrote so many songs, and influenced people in so many ways it would take weeks to do him justice. No matter how much you write there will be a lot of readers disappointed that something or other was left out.

One of the most beautiful songs about heroin ever written.

Or this:

"Yeah, thank God that I'm good as dead
Ooohhh, thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care."

It had to happen but it's still hard to believe. He was like the undead where you kind of expected him to be around forever.

Those aren't guys.

Electric Twistaloo?!?

How about a show about my junk. I've got plenty of footage.

Your mom has powerful friends.