I think he ground the kids into cat food to feed the masses of cats the townspeople doubtlessly acquired when their town was overrun by rats.

It's interesting to watch the audience reaction to Morris' singing. At first they're trying to find a place to laugh, assuming it's a put on. By the end they're obviously impressed by his talent, although somewhat bored, because few seem to appreciate it.

It' good to see Queer Eye getting some love although I preferred the spin off Black Eye For the White Guy.

Typical critic.

She sure got her revenge for Belushi's treatment of Lightfoot on the show.

I'm guessing that the reason they only mention 'low Nielsen ratings' is that most audience members would have barely known what those were. Very few would have even understood the word 'demographics' (a term that was not in widespread use) or 'marketing niches' in 1976. With only a few TV channels the market was not…

Babies. And I saw the baby and it looked at me.

I hopped on your mom.

White people be smokin' cigarettes like this while black people be smokin' cigarettes like this.

Did you throw your diapers on the stage?!?

My brother and his dive buddies were picking up coffee in San Francisco on their way to go diving on the north coast. The flamboyantly gay proprietor asked them what they had planned for the day. After they told him that they were going to put on rubber suits, pee on themselves, and jump in the water they said he…

They are also delicious!

Bo Hopkins would like a word with you.

Is that a scat film?!?

Sand Crab or GTFO!

Growing up in TJ we used to dream about toilet paper. In fact when I was a muchacho I told myself that when I grow up…

TMI dude!

Not all of us wear glasses.

Except when they stopped calling themselves 'Kentucky Fried Chicken'.

Women?!? This is the internet.