That goat only had three days left before retirement!

They'll refer to the time as the 'paper mache age'.

That's not how probing works.

That's not his name, that's his title.

Somehow you just made this worse.

Someone needs a life, stat!

Do you have any idea what that ball sweat would be worth today?!?

Oh be-have!

They should have made them tear it down when they were done instead of leaving their trash all over the desert.

Fun fact: His real name was actually Rod Munch.

Cigarette tobacco is good for practice.

The Bangles can do the theme song.

I sold my camel to the Pharaoh but Egypt me.

There's no debate. How many companies are named 'Lego'?!?

Shitting them out.

Spoiler: They kiss at the end.

When they first came out they gave them away at Shell gas stations. My dad used to give me one if I washed his car since he had to pass up a free carwash to get the Hot Wheels.

My ex-girlfriend's little brother killed her pet rat with one of those.

Were you anywhere near a 50% off sale on boys underwear?!?

NuDisqus is the airline food of our time.