Can I borrow a feeling?!?

Raising Nathan Jr.

Bitches be hatin'!

Tie that scurvy dog, cabspaintedyellow, to the yardarm!

Often starring Doug McClure.

Bangkok or GTFO!

Never enough rum, sodomy, nor the lash.

How about the end of Two Lane Blacktop?!?

Another installment of Who's Got the Butt Plug In?!?

How about a sequel to Blazing Saddles based solely on the campfire scene?!?

How about a sequel to M. Peter Lorre gets let off due to the sympathies of the kangaroo court and continues to prey on little girls.

I wan't to see more Memento.

I ain't buyin' it.

No thank you.

That's when MJ was still in his black/male phase.

You are black and I am white…

Michael Jackson to Richard Pryor: "No, no, it wasn't Coke, it was Pepsi!"

No, it's Hawaii 5-0 meets Mad Men.

Needs Troy McClure.

That's why I don't date women who can't take a punch.