That's actually the correct pronunciation. He just mispronounces it so he's not called 'boner'.

Your mom thanks my boner all the time.

That soundtrack makes the whole thing just that much more disturbing.

Testicle tug-of-war!

Convoy!

"C'mon Dad, TOP HIM!"

Can we have some more beans Mr. Taggart?!?

The proper response is 'neigh'.

Apparently you are.

It's always nice to humor retards.

Precious = tiring + annoying

Siri's dead Zooey.

Would you be calm and placid if you were full of formic acid?!?

I think the point is to only date people that are already dead.

I had a similar experience to BDSM where an elderly family friend asked my to go through her son's flat and take any furniture I could use. She went with me and kept asking questions like why did he have leather straps and chains on his bed posts.

Or at least the title.

Meh…better than a Billy Idol song anyway.

Duhhhh…Stay out of Riverdale!

No, because they wouldn't have called it the 'first' battle of Bull Run before the second battle had happened.

You obviously have never met Jello.