Only an old person would say that.

Pass the butter!

I'd only pay to see this if he were beaten to death with a dildo.

I'll post here as soon as I figure out why I would care about this.

Sellout!

Or that's one filthy hoo-ha!

The A.V. Club: He poodled up my pooper!

I'll give you a hint: In subsequent episodes she's knows as 'Gangbang' Sally.

Your mom after I've told her something once??

The film they used for the study was Human Centipede so most of the audience were too busy vomiting up their popcorn to pay attention to the ads.

It's not really the popcorn that's the problem. It's that yellow Pennzoil they put on it.

I like nachos that actually have cheese on them.

I'm sorry to hear about your experience with the Pickle Family Circus.

Cretin!

Your definition and spelling of 'bestiality' are both wrong.

Too skinny.

Whooaaaa!!!

Jersey Circus or GTFO!

That just because he made that one movie: Honey I Fucked the Kids.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!