Hey hey hey! The Girl Next Door is really underrated. And I'm sure straight men loved seeing Elisha Cuthbert as a porn star.

The fifth season of 30 Rock was fantastic. Queen of Jordan. I'm confused — D'Fwan, glue in the business weave and get me my throwing wine.

This is one of the best shows I've ever seen. HBO MUST renew it.

I still hope this show "figures it out" somewhere down the line and keep its ambitions pointed a little higher than another cop show.

The picture for this article is perfect. You're perfect.

The great irony of laying the entire blame on Rebeck is that most of Smash's problems can be traced back to a fundamental issue when there are too many cooks in the kitchen. And yet, the blame has been entirely placed on Theresa… Not to say she didn't deserve some of it, but man, we're forgetting how TV works if…

The spectrum of emotions Mike White makes me feel during 30 minutes of Enlightened is astounding.

EVERYTHING WE LOVE WILL BE TAKEN FROM US

This is like ABC sending Happy Endings to the "Go Fuck Yourself" Con.

As ABC has learned, wishing something to be so and then building a scheduling block around "maybe it'll work!" wasn't the best idea.

Fun fact: the original Modern Family script when it was My American Family or something like that had the documentary crew as characters. They were Scandinavians that had stayed with the Pritchetts when they were younger (and Mitch had a crush on one of them)

I actually think the "followers" in a house together is the most tolerable part of the show.

I'm really enjoying this show's use of drugs and alcohol. They're present in a way that feels honest for the age of the kids.

Things we never need to encourage: Anything from TVBytheNumbers. Including the dumb-as-hell cancellation bear.

Do No Harm is terrible, but Cult and Zero Hour are FUCKING HORRIFIC.

The children don't, worker201. Think of the children.

Ophelia-bad-for-herself.

Dave is the secret MVP of season 3.

Also want to give a shout out to some of the other incredible young writers on the show like Jackie Clarke & Gil Ozeri (who wrote The Marry Prankster) and Sierra Ornelas Teller (the other story editor). Their episodes have been serious power houses.

He does love Reggae and chicken wings.