From what I've read, voters have largely turned on Brexit. But yeah, any way you slice it, it's going to be a clusterfuck.

It won't be as bad as genocide. That's reassuring.

"My tighty whities are way better than your tighty whities!!"

I never read those, but I always really loved Mallory Ortberg's parodies of them: http://the-toast.net/2015/0…

It clearly can be two things.

Close-watcher is apparently not watching very closely.

It's probably better than thinking of himself as Larry, the guy with a snake on his face.

Most Americans except for about 40 percent of voters.

Please make him do the whole show in character as Dean Lerner.

Detesticles

It isn't as bad as you think. They aren't doing it because of the election. They are doing some reshoots and changing the title of the episode to "Our Glorious Leader's Thousand Year Reign."

Donald Trump pretty much explained why in that audio tape. It's about having power over another human being. It's evil and depressing, but unfortunately not that hard to understand.

You're not going to say she made it up, but then you wonder why people should believe that she didn't. Your argument operates under the assumption that she is a liar. Go ahead and own up to it.

I have the one with Teri Garr decorating a Christmas tree. I win.

My favorite was their description of David Mamet as a playwright who only uses the words yes, no, but, and fuck.

"One thing I can say about Donald, he is extremely good at unfocused rage."

He's already said he's not gonna step down. If this already hasn't made him do it, then nothing will.

It's never gonna happen. At this point, it's too late to take Trump's name off of the ballot, and it's not like people are enthusiastic enough to write in Mike Pence's name. The only other option would be that Republican delegates ignore the will of their voters and vote for Pence instead. That'd be a pretty good way…

This is exactly why politicians hire opposition researchers. There is already a ton of evidence pointing to Trump saying heinous shit like this, so this little well timed leak is no shock.

"It's all a conspiracy, maaaaaan!" *reorganizes jars of urine*