It's about making money off of suing people in First Amendment cases who try and shut them down. Every adult in the church is supposed to pass the Bar.

I survive purely by breathing the fumes of my own self-importance.

I never would've made that connection, but it makes total sense.

Also, isn't now the time for a Doctor Detroit reboot?

Alan Myers' drumming is really the unsung hero of this track (and he's really the unsung hero of the band. As soon as he left, they were never as good.) It's a perfect combination of frantic, robotically precise, and swinging.

My system works! *drinks*

Fuck off! I already got 20 bucks!

I'm charging 5 bucks for my seminar, Fuck It All, Let's Go Get a Drink.

Because it kept shouting "Squirtle!" before dying from choking on hairspray fumes.

"Satan is my master. I lick the maggots from his cloven hoof."

This is the favorite band of Ben Carson supporters: https://simplynoise.com/

I dunno… Brian Kilmeade has done some pretty impressive work in that regard.

Waitaminute! You upvoted yourself! How gauche!

I just think of it as similar to Robert Ludlum novels, which are all titled something to the effect of "The <<proper noun="">> <<gerund>>." Martin's books are all "A <<noun>> <<participle>> <<plural noun.="">>"

I've never understood the appeal of concept albums. French prog rock bands using invented alien languages, an album based on Pictures at an Exhibition, Stevie Wonder's Journey through the Secret Life of Plants. None of it is worth your attention unless the songs are interesting in and of themselves. Even the Who got…

Because everyone loves music about a wino with tuberculosis.

*Exit, pursued by a virus*

Not how many people watch a sitcom.

Nope. Which is one reason that the band tends to be called the P-Funk All Stars.

*FARTS*