Heh, "pornography."

Thrilling.

I'm assuming that Selina will see it and then do what she can to make sure it never sees the light of day.

Maybe you aren't so evil after all….

As soon as my moustache grows out enough that I can wax curls in it.

In the traditional way, meaning "I don't like this, but I don't want to tell you why, so I'll just make assumptions about what the creator thinks about their own work."

OUROBOROS PLAN

They don't taste anything like steaks you bought at the gas station and I have no clue where you would've gotten that idea.

A group of people die!

I once worked at a movie theater, and on my day off was walking to another theater to see Fatal Attraction. As I walked away from my theater, one of my coworkers yelled out the surprise ending, which was the only thing in that movie that was even vaguely interesting.

A friend of mine was acting in a production of Romeo and Juliet in Golden Gate Park many years back. During one performance, it started to rain really heavily during the party scene where Romeo meets Juliet. They ended up cancelling that day's show, but before people started to leave, my friend yelled, "Everybody…

I prefer reliving our nostalgia from previous decades. I like the 70s version of the 50s better than the 80s version of the 50s or the 90s version of the 40s.

Do you really Cinque so?

The Greatest Story Ever Told Some More

Lying is one thing. Fabricating evidence is quite another. And as for your question, "Does someone start hitting women at 50?" Um, yes. That doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility at all (see: midlife crisis). And it's certainly possible that this is not new behavior from Depp, regardless of his prior marriage.…

See George Lucas.

It would be worth the price of admission to see Sir Lawrence Olivier playing a jive talking robot.

2 Dicks 1 Ahab

Suits and orange makeup?

That is an aphrodisiac for convenience store employees.